I'm not a restaurant, so no. If you are looking for our time together to be a frantic checklist, rather than say, an authentic experience, then I am not the provider you're looking for.

If you find yourself questioning my validity, it may be helpful to know that I haven't designed an entire website myself just for shits & giggles. Please take a look at my instagram (leninacrownex) where I post candid and unedited selfies on my story almost daily, countless videos of me talking, and just generic shitposting. My twitter (requiemlenina) may be useful for you to look at too. No fake account discusses Star Wars or Bioshock that much with their entire face out. Use your common sense, please!

I do love a tipple and would be delighted to drink with you. Cocktail wise, I love palomas with mezcal (I adore Vida mezcal), bloody mary's, super filthy dirty martinis, and anything umami. Champagne wise, I like Ruinart Blanc de Blancs, and Krug.  

See my 'date ideas' page for this one!

Absolutely! Please add an additional £200 per hour. Note that I operate on a full payment upfront basis with couples.

I do indeed, and I am always flattered and overjoyed to receive gifts from my lovers. I politely ask, however, that you refrain from bringing me a gift that isn’t listed on my wishlist, unless you have reason to believe that I’ll love it. At risk of sounding ungrateful, my five year career has yielded me a rather large collection of gifts from my very generous lovers, which I adore, but I unfortunately have only limited capacity in my London flat. In addition to this, I really abhor waste and the concept of needing to regift things that I dislike. Some gifts that you can’t go wrong on are flowers (no lilies please, I have cats at home), Selfridges gift cards and simple cash tips. Nothing makes me happier than additional cash I can invest.

I will never discriminate or refuse to see a client based on ethnic background, gender identity, or disability. I only ask that my clients are polite, respectful towards me, and practice good hygiene.

Absolutely.

If interested, please mention this in your initial enquiry and I will provide a quote for you.

No.

If after viewing my website, social media presence, and multiple ads, you still doubt my validity, I will on request carry out a video call verification over FaceTime/WhatsApp with you. This costs £150 (to be paid via any payment method outlined on my Investment page) and will irritate me tremendously.